Monday, 27 February 2017

You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump

So I just had a thought of how it would be fun to change the lyrics of 'You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch' to 'You're An Asshole, Mr. Trump' and wondered how much of the original's lyrics would have to be changed to work.

None. The answer is none.

However I decided to anyway….

You're An Asshole, Mr. Trump

You're an asshole, Mr. Trump.
You lie and cheat and steal.
You're a noxious sex offender,
'Cause you tried to cop a feel,
Mr. Trump.
You're a rotten pumpkin with a greasy orange peel!

You're a racist, Mr. Trump.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your hands are really tiny
You've got Nazi rhetoric in your soul, Mr Trump.
And your approval rating's only
Forty four percent in the polls!

You're a vile one, Mr. Trump.
With a dead ferret on your head,
You fill the world with a sense of existential dread
Mr. Trump.
I may not agree with all her views,
But I wish we had gotten Hillary instead!

You're a foul one, Mr. Trump.
You feed on hate and fear.
But thanks to you SNL
Is the best it's been in years,
Mr. Trump.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote:

You're a puppet, Mr. Trump
You're the dupe of Vladimir
And his releasing of those sex tapes is something we really do all fear,
Mr. Trump

Your administration is appalling
Overflowing with the least qualified
Basket of deplorables imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up in lies.

You disgust me, Mr Trump
With your treatment of the press
Tweeting about all of your fake news
And ignoring the dissent
Mr. Trump!

You're a petty fascist dictator
And a wretched human being
Who I won't call President!