Tuesday, 20 May 2025

Oedipus’ Mom (to the tune of Stacey's Mom)

Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on

Oedipus, did you slay that Sphinx today
(The Sphinx today)
olved the rddle and saved Thebes upon the way
(Saved the day)
Did you know that the Queen was up for grabs?
(Up for grabs)
But that prophecy thing was kind of drab
(Yeah, a bit of a drab)

You know I’m not that orphan boy from so long ago
I stopped the curse Jocasta,
Now I’m the king…. Oh no.


Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I wanted and I waited for so long
The seer tried to say
But I just pushed him away,
I know it might be wrong,
But I’m in love with my own mom

Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on

Jocasta, do you remember when I solved that case?
(Solved that case)
Laius dead and I took his place
(Took his place)
You said my crown was well-deserved
(Well-deserved)
I didn’t know my family tree was curved
(Tree was curved)

And I know you think this prophecy's a sham
But the seers all agree
I just might be your fam

Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Tiresias tried to say
But I just pushed him away
I know it might be wrong,
But I’m in love with my own mom


Oedipus’ mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
The Fates just laughed at me,
There’s no escaping prophecy
I gouged my two eyes and ran,
Cause I am now my own step-dad

I still love Oedipus’ mom
Oh no, oh no
I still love Oedipus’ mom
Oh gods, oh no
I just can not see
Why the gods did this to me?
My whole life’s a tragedy
I know it’s so, so wrong
But I’m in love with my own mom

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